101 important [but lighthearted] questions

[Big Al]

Ok so most of you know I have a debillitating back condition and I am on a lot of heavy duty pain medication. Now one of the side effects of being in pain is I don't sleep a lot so generally I'm laid there in bed and my mind keeps coming up with all sorts of questions that [generally] have no bearing on life....

If you have these sort of questions then here is the place to unburdon yourself...lol.

I'll start with this one....

Can emails be read in outer space ?

[Rosendula]

2. How the heck does my body make THAT amount of snot in such a short space of time?

Sorry, I know that's but it's something I'm absolutely astounded by whenever I have a cold.

[Milims]

2. How the heck does my body make THAT amount of snot in such a short space of time?

Sorry, I know that's but it's something I'm absolutely astounded by whenever I have a cold.

I'll swear it's brain matter - every time I produce that much snot my IQ drops 10 points!

3 What happens to your wind if you don't fart?

[Minnesota]

I Live in a cold climate, that is the basis of my question.

Why do I have a refrigerator using electricity when there is plenty
of FREE cold outside?

[bonniethomas06]

4. Why is a return train ticket usually only an extra 10p or so, when two singles is double the price, yet there is still one bum on one seat either way?

[KathyLauren]

5. Why does one park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

[citizentwiglet]

Why do babies always poo 5 seconds after having a new nappy on?

[Rosendula]

...and why do small children (in nappies) poo just after you have got their boots, hat, scarf, gloves and coat on and got them strapped in the buggy ready to go out?

[Jessiebean]

Why does the panel beater charge $250 extra to paint a car door , but if you tell him not paint it he only takes $50 off the bill?

[Bonniegirl]

9) Why don't moths come out in the day where there is all that light??

[brett53]

why do cats always wait till just AFTER you have changed the cat litter to poo in it - when they could have done so just as well before ??

cats are not Eco friendly

cats don't have owners - they have unpaid STAFF

[brett53]

IN SPACE - which way IS up ??

[jim]

12. Why do I only check for the keys AFTER I have gone out and shut the front door?

13. WHY? ............ because!!!!!

Love and Peace
Jim

[oldfella]

Why do you want pee, five minutes after you walked pass the toilet.

An old mans why.

[Big Al]

At least this proves I'm not alone in thinking weird questions......