I have no idea what the heck you are all talking about... Am I still in Britain?
Apparently there is tons of French young people's argot like that which is even more confusing. I say apparently because I've only read about it - thankfully the kind of people I meet just speak in varying degrees of comprehensible or not French. French I can cope with!
What makes me wonder - there's so few British people who bother to learn another language, expecting everybody else to speak English (I know there are more than average foreign language speakers on this site!) - but then they go out of their way to create another language (or languages) that nobody in their right mind understands?!
Ina
I'm a size 10, really; I wear a 20 for comfort. (Gina Yashere)
I come into contact with alot of French argot. To the extent where for my (academic) project, I'm having to adopt words like moeuf to interview people. No-one's tried teaching me "schti" yet... though French Bloke (AKA current OH) usually speaks it with friends and I'm getting an ear to understanding it.
"Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten" Cree Indian prophecy
i have just read through this thread head now hurts lots still don't understand this text talk/gibberish have enough trouble with english beening dyslexic (think thats spelt right cause it looks wrong) . why do we need to be less understandable it baffles me if i get a text full of this gobbledegook delete works for me
Apparently there is tons of French young people's argot like that which is even more confusing. I say apparently because I've only read about it - thankfully the kind of people I meet just speak in varying degrees of comprehensible or not French. 
French I can cope with!