Roger irrelevant

[Milims]

So for speed she made a shepherds pie with tinned mince. I was sick right outside the burger stall.

[circlecross]

I know it seems weird, but it kind of makes sense, at least to me and really I can't change how you view it. If it were the other way round would you think I was being irrational?

[marshlander]

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Albert Guinon (1863 - 1923)

[oldfella]

Are you sure the red one go's in there? OUCH bloody hell you silly -----

[mrsflibble]

A dream is the answer to a question we haven't learnt how to ask yet.

[oldfella]

It works now

[mrsflibble]

sniff it. go on. now you know how ifeel.

[AXJ]

you should know by now Mr Burroughs that you have to aim a bit higher when playing William Tell with your wife, I know she had a peachy face but it was the apple you were intending to hit, am I right?

[Thomzo]

The apple tree was the inspiration for those spikey spaceships in Babylon 5.

[mrsflibble]

why does butter work so well?

[Jobi1canobi]

It doesn't matter if you read it from top to bottom or bottom to top...it doesn't make any sense either way!

[pumpy]

the broad shoulders & broken nose,suggested a rugby player.The massive thighs & cauliflower ears, confirmed it.Which just goes to show how wrong you can be,..... for he was a florist.

[LBR]

Do you think it will actually rain all afternoon?

[mrsflibble]

but if it's green and furry, surely it's gone off?

[mrsflibble]