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A man walks into a pub with his pet giraffe... walks upto the bar, say 'a pint of bitter for the giraffe, and a half for the me'

The bar-tender pulls the pints and takes the money, the man and the giraffe quickly down their drinks.... man walks back up to the bar... 'a pint of bitter for the giraffe, and a half for me'

Again both the man and his pet giraffe drink quickly and go back up to the bar, again, the same order 'a pint of bitter for the giraffe, and a half for me'

Again they drink quickly, at which point the giraffe begins looking a bit worse for wear... the man goes to the bar one last time and orders 2 double vodkas, when the giraffe drinks his, he slumps over the table... THWUNK... he's out for the count.

The man stands up and starts walking out the pub...

Bar tender calls after him.... ' HEY MATE, yi cannie leave that lyin' in here!'

Man replys, 'It's no a lion, it's a giraffe'
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