101 important [but lighthearted] questions

[jim]

If hoodies are cool ..... why aren't anoraks?

Do the people who appear on reality shows answer adverts in their local paper saying "Absolute pratts needed to make idiots of themselves on telly." ????

Love and Peace
Jim

[brett53]

do chickens who want to cross the road now have to do a "risk assessment" ??

and more to the point why do they WANT to cross the road anyways ??

and is an A road or a motorway ??

if to err is but human - then WHY do you need a computer to really screw up ??

why do cats have the wind in their tail - when the rest of us usually get it elsewhere ??

why is it that in JUST the place you want to bang a nail in for that picture - some Muppet has put a gas pipe or electric cable

why is "lightweight" cat litter so flipping HEAVY ??

questions ?? - i have loads of them

[mrsflibble]

I've lost count of numbers.

Why do you want pee, five minutes after you walked pass the toilet.

An old mans why.

not just old men. and woman of childbearing age who has borne a child I'm sure has the same thing, and any toddler too.

2. How the heck does my body make THAT amount of snot in such a short space of time?

nope. not for me. for me it's poo. how can my body hold that much?!

why is it a cup of tea in the local cafe is 60p, yet a mug which is twice the size is 85p, but they both use the same size teabag?

[Millymollymandy]

Why do you want pee, five minutes after you walked pass the toilet.

An old mans why.

Why, when you live in or visit a house with only one toilet that's in the bathroom, do you need a poo 5 minutes after someone has got in the bath (even though they asked if anyone needed the loo, and you didn't at that time?)

[Keaniebean]

I can't beleive nobody has asked THE most important one...........




Does my bum look big in this?

Although I personally gave up asking that one as I know the answer is a resounding YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[brett53]

I can't beleive nobody has asked THE most important one...........




Does my bum look big in this?

Although I personally gave up asking that one as I know the answer is a resounding YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

and is the ONE question a gentleman will always demure to answer - well truthfully anyways ( if they want to live / ever have relations of an intimate nature again )

[Rosendula]

I can't beleive nobody has asked THE most important one...........




Does my bum look big in this?

Although I personally gave up asking that one as I know the answer is a resounding YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I thought the answer to that was another question: the dress or the room?

[Russian Doll]

why do three year olds think its funny to poo then decorate the walls with it

[citizentwiglet]

Why does my local council, who have to save god knows how much money this year, send out a flyer about your Council Tax telling you that you could win a competition if you pay by Direct Debit. When a) we already pay by direct debit, and b) they could have saved all that postage (and envelopes) by including it in with the council tax bill.

Shame on you, South Lanarkshire Council. Shame on you.

[Big Al]

Why does my local council, who have to save god knows how much money this year, send out a flyer about your Council Tax telling you that you could win a competition if you pay by Direct Debit. When a) we already pay by direct debit, and b) they could have saved all that postage (and envelopes) by including it in with the council tax bill.

Shame on you, South Lanarkshire Council. Shame on you.

Cos they are freekin ejits.........

I think we are about Q 28

Q29 why do women say " it's cold in here then turn the heating up to 20deg c then say it's hot in here and open every window rather than turn the thermostat down again....

[ I knew I shouldn't have explained how the heating worked]

[brett53]

Q30 and one that puzzles most men - why do women always go to the loo if out socially /dancing etc in pairs ??

after all if guys went to the loo in pairs - people would talk

Q31 - why do women keep so much c**P in their handbags - then moan that the things are heavy ??

Q33 if the answer to life ,the universe and everything IS 42 - whats the question ??

[Green Aura]

Why is it ******* snowing again! Well hailing here

[brett53]

Q30 and one that puzzles most men - why do women always go to the loo if out socially /dancing etc in pairs ??

after all if guys went to the loo in pairs - people would talk

Q31 - why do women keep so much c**P in their handbags - then moan that the things are heavy ??

Q33 if the answer to life ,the universe and everything IS 42 - whats the question ??

If I answered any of the above I would have to eat you! Secret girl stuff.

best offer i have had all day - whipped cream or tomato ketchup ??

[brett53]

Why is it ******* snowing again! Well hailing here

or more to the point - what happened to all this global warming then ?? - i still waiting for it TO warm up

[Big Al]

Q30 and one that puzzles most men - why do women always go to the loo if out socially /dancing etc in pairs ??

after all if guys went to the loo in pairs - people would talk

Q31 - why do women keep so much c**P in their handbags - then moan that the things are heavy ??

Q33 if the answer to life ,the universe and everything IS 42 - whats the question ??

Q30 because they have so much crap / bitching / slagging others off to tell each other means it takes all night to get through it all.

Q31 Because it will come in handy sometime, somewhere, [ they think, therefore it will] and thus when it gets full they need a larger bag. ( me being a tight arse I make a larger bag for mrs BA)

Q33 " What is the answer"