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101 important [but lighthearted] questions

Post: # 187790Post Big Al
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:21 am

Ok so most of you know I have a debillitating back condition and I am on a lot of heavy duty pain medication. Now one of the side effects of being in pain is I don't sleep a lot so generally I'm laid there in bed and my mind keeps coming up with all sorts of questions that [generally] have no bearing on life....

If you have these sort of questions then here is the place to unburdon yourself...lol.

I'll start with this one....

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Post: # 187791Post Rosendula
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:25 am

2. How the heck does my body make THAT amount of snot in such a short space of time?

Sorry, I know that's :pukeright: but it's something I'm absolutely astounded by whenever I have a cold.
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Post: # 187805Post Milims
Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:41 am

Rosendula wrote:2. How the heck does my body make THAT amount of snot in such a short space of time?

Sorry, I know that's :pukeright: but it's something I'm absolutely astounded by whenever I have a cold.
I'll swear it's brain matter - every time I produce that much snot my IQ drops 10 points!

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Post: # 187848Post Minnesota
Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:09 pm

I Live in a cold climate, that is the basis of my question.

Why do I have a refrigerator using electricity when there is plenty
of FREE cold outside?

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Post: # 187865Post bonniethomas06
Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:59 pm

4. Why is a return train ticket usually only an extra 10p or so, when two singles is double the price, yet there is still one bum on one seat either way?
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Post: # 187875Post KathyLauren
Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:36 pm

5. Why does one park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

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Post: # 187878Post citizentwiglet
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:05 pm

Why do babies always poo 5 seconds after having a new nappy on?
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Post: # 187879Post Rosendula
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:11 pm

...and why do small children (in nappies) poo just after you have got their boots, hat, scarf, gloves and coat on and got them strapped in the buggy ready to go out?
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:54 am

Why does the panel beater charge $250 extra to paint a car door , but if you tell him not paint it he only takes $50 off the bill?
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Post: # 187909Post Bonniegirl
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:29 am

9) Why don't moths come out in the day where there is all that light?? :shock: :wink: :roll: :mrgreen:
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Post: # 187910Post brett53
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:24 am

why do cats always wait till just AFTER you have changed the cat litter to poo in it - when they could have done so just as well before ??

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Post: # 187911Post brett53
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:26 am

IN SPACE - which way IS up ?? :scratch:
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Post: # 187928Post jim
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:46 am

12. Why do I only check for the keys AFTER I have gone out and shut the front door?

13. WHY? ............ because!!!!!

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Post: # 187929Post oldfella
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:01 am

Why do you want pee, five minutes after you walked pass the toilet.

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Post: # 187930Post Big Al
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:09 am

At least this proves I'm not alone in thinking weird questions...... :lol:
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