Ish-flavoured jokes?

A chance to meet up with friends and have a chat - a general space with the freedom to talk about anything.
Post Reply
User avatar
Rosendula
A selfsufficientish Regular
A selfsufficientish Regular
Posts: 1743
Joined: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:55 pm
Location: East Yorkshire

Ish-flavoured jokes?

Post: # 155273Post Rosendula »

No sorry, I can't think of any right now. I just thought I'd suggest a thread as some of us have felt the board has been a bit, well, heavy going recently. So if anyone has any Ishy jokes, I for one am ready for them. :wink:

Oh, go on then. Here's one. But I'm warning you, it's terrible. And I mean terrible

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Garden

Garden Who?

Garden your door against unwanted visitors.
Rosey xx

shell
Living the good life
Living the good life
Posts: 309
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:46 pm
Location: Ireland

Re: Ish-flavoured jokes?

Post: # 155282Post shell »

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?'' Her neighbour replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and
blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.'' Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day her neighbour asks
how it worked. "So-so,'' she answers, "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer

User avatar
Millymollymandy
A selfsufficientish Regular
A selfsufficientish Regular
Posts: 17637
Joined: Tue May 10, 2005 6:09 am
Location: Brittany, France

Re: Ish-flavoured jokes?

Post: # 155306Post Millymollymandy »

Truly dreadful. :mrgreen:
boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM, :hugish: (thanks)
http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/

User avatar
Milims
A selfsufficientish Regular
A selfsufficientish Regular
Posts: 4390
Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:06 pm
Location: North East

Re: Ish-flavoured jokes?

Post: # 155310Post Milims »

But very funny - it's one of my faves! Must try to think of one myself!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton


Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!

User avatar
sleepyowl
A selfsufficientish Regular
A selfsufficientish Regular
Posts: 1121
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:53 am
Location: Hasbury, Halesowen
Contact:

Re: Ish-flavoured jokes?

Post: # 155770Post sleepyowl »

Why did the nun get chucked out of the convent?

She was caught doing press ups in the cucumber patch
Organiser of the Rainbow Moot for LGBT Pagans in the West Midlands
http://robstacey.blogspot.co.uk/

Post Reply