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for when the cat gets under foot...." cooking fat" just swap the first two letters round to get the meaning lol xxxx

Still one of my favorites...

''Oh smeg!''

(Red Dwarf)

Warning - seriously off topic. Read at your own risk.

The fellah that fixed our water pump was gowling away for ages at something in the pump house and cried,, "Jesus H Fúcking Christ, she's a shagging cúnt of a hoor!"

These Irish lads excel at real swearing...but you should hear some of the women.

One of the best I heard was when one farm worker was telling another how a third had broken something and he said"wey the fkn fker fkd the fker!"

Two from my father: Duck Fat or alternatively Horlicks!!

In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

yvette wrote:In our house it 'badgers' or 'flaps' or 'spanners' - don't ask me why!

I use Flaps quite a lot - it really does sound almost offensive - but not quite!

How about "For the love of fluck"

Milims wrote:12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters That one came from my kids!)

Once saw a sign by a farm entrance that read:

S low
H eavy
I mplements
T urning

shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo

homegrown wrote:shitaki talking mushrooms (thanks to spy kids 2)
Cheese Balls
Great Flaming lumps of cow poo

I'm not sure I like that last one, it sounds dangerous!

Mr. QB says, "kittenflaps". No idea why.

my late father used to use "ka ka" as your right in the ka ka now.
Thundertrumps
Blast
Botheration

A friend of mine likes to use the word 'darn' when things go astray.

Just been reading through this thread and you have missed my favourite "knickers" and if its to be a personal he's a "merchant banker"

Dr.S. I used to refer to a Wunch of Bankers. I daren't now that I work for a bank.

Zoe