101 non-swear words

[linzibean]

I'm not sure where it came from, but an old neighbour of my grandparents used to say "fliggernickles"!!

[grumpy-gran]

No Wucking Furries

Could be an aussie term

[Penny Lane]

I regulary use 'fudgestickle' these days. Other half likes saying 'cupid stunt' a lot...

A vegan forum I frequent use a foodie themed filter, so you have posts littered with asparagus, fork, shiitake, crepe and so on

[dickon]

Poo,bum,willy head
said with venom doesn't upset the vicar!!

[Birdie Wife]

Thought of a good one for veggie gardeners the other day - Oh chit.

[Sally Jane]

My mother used to say "Bluestocking", which sounds very rude if you say it angrily enough.
And I love "Blood and stomach pills" , courtesy of Ivy in Last Of The Summer Wine, written by the wonderful Roy Clark.

[mamos]

Mother Hubbard

Handy for when a motorist cuts you up on your bike

"Watch were you're going you Mother Hubbard!"

mamos

[Odsox]

I greet my chicken every morning when I let them out "Hello you old cluckers"

[Masco&Bongo]

Poot

[oldfella]

Silly Nodwollock

[Annpan]

OH NUGGETS!

[MuddyWitch]

We told the kids, s/he's "talking out of his/her armpit" if someone came out with summat daft

sprouts!

which can cause "botty-burps!"

MW

[Alonicus]

How about good old-fashioned Fiddlesticks and codswallop :D

Or, chemical S-H-one-T (the letters said in the way you do when going through the alphabet, of course ;)

[Brij]

Oo, it is nice to see this post was still going as recently as 3 weeks ago!

Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone

[Milims]

I had a giggle at my son this morning - he was annoyed at something on his x box thingy and shouted - Oh you Spoon!