101 tips for growing old, gracefully...

Cligereen · Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:37 pm

Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."

oldfella · Post: # 128249Post **oldfella** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:46 am

Cligereen wrote:Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."

Never thought of that, Do you you think it would help me grow gracefully cos at the moment I'm growing old disgracefully, its more fun.

sleepyowl · Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 am

Wear sensible shoes

Trace45 · Post: # 128255Post **Trace45** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 am

Don't apologise or even acknowledge that you've 'broken wind'!

Like your veg well done and boiled to death!

Rod in Japan · Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:51 pm

Tell lots of lies about never having had shoes until the age of twenty, and having fought in both world wars.

Post: # 128286Post **MKG** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:31 pm

Rig a system of little lights so that, when you're halfway on the staircase, you know if you're going up or down.

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