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Bon nuit, Jon. It has been un plaisir. Or something. xx

What a bizarre question to ask. I do have a photo, but I don't look down or be suspicious of those who don't. What next, full address and phone number? People choose avatars that represent them, or mean something to them. To basically accuse people you don't know of having something to hide is rathe...

Whittingstall tried it, didn't he? I thought they were poisonous. Or do you have to cleanse them out, like snails?

This is just like Facebook except with no bloody Lolcats. And fewer Americans.

And better spellzing.

And no like button.

etc

Where do you get your pilots?

Hhmmm. Interesting. I'd like to trial some to see if they repel the deadly Clyde freshwater crocodile.

Failing that, I would like to find something slugproof. I had a reasonable crop of Red Duke of York ( he loved it, fnar fnar) but the slugs demolished my Orlas.

I thought he was still posting...

Becks, I've been looking for like buttons too. How easily and quickly we are brainwashed....

Do they have any magickal properties that you know of?

I do most things in bed these days. It's the only place in the house not below zero degrees.

Hello RiffRaff! Hello Becks! Hello Digger!

Hard to tell, isn't it?!?

I'm fine and dandy, thank you. Perpetually skint, but aren't most of us? How are you?

Yeah, they're not the tastiest spuds, are they? They roast OK, after parboiling them for about four months...but I agree they are grainy and flavourless. I just grow earlies now, because I have limited room and grow in sacks; and earlies are the kind of thing I can't often afford / usually resent pa...

My, what an impressive chopper you have, MKG...

Just back home from a mostly boring committee meeting. Am frozen and in need of wine, and thought I would curl up in bed and see how everyone is and what you have been up to, as I don't seem to have been here for ages.

In other words, please entertain me......