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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Blonde, or what?? Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway. After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a da...

Nice to see so many comments about that greatest of all British traditions - the local!! For all you drinkers who find it difficult to find a good pint, try contacting your local Camra branch. http://www.camra.org.uk/page.aspx?o=branches Although their work has been done in preserving real beer (as ...

A Londoner visiting an upland region and a local shepherd were tending sheep in the mountains when they came across an ewe with her head caught in a fence. The shepherd dropped his trousers, got down on his knees and had his way with the ewe. Satisfied, the shepherd buttoned up and turned to the Lon...

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Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner Product: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, howe...

The doctor tells his patient: "Mandy, I have some good news and some bad news." She asks for the good news first. "Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared." "And the bad news?" Mandy asks...

20 Boom Boom Jokes:- 1. Phone answering machine message "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key." 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 3. I went to buy some camouflage trouser...

Ooops - almost forgot...... how about the next joke being about sausages!!! - Now there's a challenge......... . . There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant, preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer....

Bought this in a discount book shop before we moved here, if you like curries, I thoroughly recommend it, its still available on Amazon etc......
http://www.ciao.co.uk/50_Great_Curries_ ... ew_5619724
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Some of the best curries I've experienced!!

I've noticed here that street lights go off at 23:00, people work and shop in buildings often without lights. Best of all when you're out dressed up for winter and enter shops etc, you feel you want to stay and take your time, not get out asap as the heating is geared towards 'nuclear' on the dial. ...

Idiot! Is there any milage in taking said fence panel round to the front door and asking if he's lost anything? or are the neighbours a rough lot (Norwich being what it can be!) Sarah Ooooh, coming from "Kings Lynn" thats a harsh statement about Norwich!! I went to a pub in Lynn once and ...

Thanks Supersprout , I take your point, but most of what we've seen are in people's gardens and not intended for commercial use. Maybe we'll ask the right questions to our neighbours once our French is up to par... By the way, we know Peterborough and the Fenlands, we used to live in Bury St Edmunds...

Not everyone grows them, but most of what we have noticed is they are grown mainly along a perimeter fence where the plant can grow through and the pumpkin can hang from. They seem to be left to split open and not picked. We wondered if it was something to do with 'companion planting' to keep certai...