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by lindysman
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Made up jokes
Replies: 10
Views: 807

Groan at this then...

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
by lindysman
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:34 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke
Replies: 9
Views: 1936

Actual calls to technical support

Blonde, or what?? Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway. After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a da...
by lindysman
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Happy Birthday Lindysman
Replies: 2
Views: 887

Thank you Zoe & MMM.........
by lindysman
Wed May 23, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Favorite kind of pub???
Replies: 20
Views: 4356

Nice to see so many comments about that greatest of all British traditions - the local!! For all you drinkers who find it difficult to find a good pint, try contacting your local Camra branch. http://www.camra.org.uk/page.aspx?o=branches Although their work has been done in preserving real beer (as ...
by lindysman
Wed May 23, 2007 8:01 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 75
Views: 17447

Sheep joke

A Londoner visiting an upland region and a local shepherd were tending sheep in the mountains when they came across an ewe with her head caught in a fence. The shepherd dropped his trousers, got down on his knees and had his way with the ewe. Satisfied, the shepherd buttoned up and turned to the Lon...
by lindysman
Wed May 16, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: Swap Shop, Trading Area and Seed Swap Area
Topic: Ideal opportunity - Cottage, land + barns for sale
Replies: 0
Views: 1399

Ideal opportunity - Cottage, land + barns for sale

For Sale, our pretty cottage in Poitou Charentes, France. Ideal location for those wishing to pursue S/S. Very peaceful area. Lots of wildlife. More photo's on request. Full description can be found here - http://www.frenchentree.com/french-property/propertydetails.aspx?PropertyID=55865#images Note ...
by lindysman
Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:56 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 75
Views: 17447

Cooking - my pet subject....

Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner Product: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, howe...
by lindysman
Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 75
Views: 17447

The doctor tells his patient: "Mandy, I have some good news and some bad news." She asks for the good news first. "Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared." "And the bad news?" Mandy asks. To which the Doc replies: "I...
by lindysman
Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 75
Views: 17447

20 Boom Boom Jokes

20 Boom Boom Jokes:- 1. Phone answering machine message "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key." 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but ...
by lindysman
Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 75
Views: 17447

Ooops - almost forgot...... how about the next joke being about sausages!!! - Now there's a challenge......... . . There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant, preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer....
by lindysman
Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:40 pm
Forum: What's in the pot? Recipes and anything about Cooking
Topic: CURRY...
Replies: 5
Views: 2106

CURRY...

Bought this in a discount book shop before we moved here, if you like curries, I thoroughly recommend it, its still available on Amazon etc......
http://www.ciao.co.uk/50_Great_Curries_ ... ew_5619724
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Some of the best curries I've experienced!!
by lindysman
Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:36 pm
Forum: But what can I do?
Topic: Switch off, Britain!
Replies: 18
Views: 8278

I've noticed here that street lights go off at 23:00, people work and shop in buildings often without lights. Best of all when you're out dressed up for winter and enter shops etc, you feel you want to stay and take your time, not get out asap as the heating is geared towards 'nuclear' on the dial. ...
by lindysman
Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:26 pm
Forum: The ish Local - (Chat)
Topic: ANGER!
Replies: 10
Views: 2328

Idiot! Is there any milage in taking said fence panel round to the front door and asking if he's lost anything? or are the neighbours a rough lot (Norwich being what it can be!) Sarah Ooooh, coming from "Kings Lynn" thats a harsh statement about Norwich!! I went to a pub in Lynn once and Kate Adie ...
by lindysman
Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Herbs and Vegetables
Topic: pumpkin storage and processing
Replies: 9
Views: 2689

Thanks Supersprout , I take your point, but most of what we've seen are in people's gardens and not intended for commercial use. Maybe we'll ask the right questions to our neighbours once our French is up to par... By the way, we know Peterborough and the Fenlands, we used to live in Bury St Edmunds...
by lindysman
Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:14 am
Forum: Herbs and Vegetables
Topic: pumpkin storage and processing
Replies: 9
Views: 2689

Not everyone grows them, but most of what we have noticed is they are grown mainly along a perimeter fence where the plant can grow through and the pumpkin can hang from. They seem to be left to split open and not picked. We wondered if it was something to do with 'companion planting' to keep certai...