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still need a method that doesn't dismember them though, also you would have to cover travel and food costs :)

I wouldn't mind having something to teleport spiders to safe location away from my house (or just away from the house mate) saves me trying to catch the fast little things, without taking a leg off, I don't mean to they just move at the last minuet, and i always feel bad putting them out in the cold...

9. A Bable fish style ear piece, as I'm useless with languages.

10. A Chav silencer, wouldn't hurt them just make them temperately mute

Well the dyslexic kind of bad spelling, but I do my best to avoid it :)

Hi all, if you can cope with my bad spelling, I'm muddy witch's youngest daughter.