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101 non-swear words
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:59 am
by Brij
I've noticed a couple of brilliant non-swear words on the forum today, has anyone got any others?
The ones I saw were:
1. Bandstands
2. Barstewards
And my flatmate and I have taken to saying this one recently after seeing yesterday's news:
3. Farc (as in, Farc, the leader died!)
I was also brought up to say this one instead of the normal, four letter word for... passing wind (also an f-word), which I was taught was a swear word
4. Poof-off (the "poof" is pronounced to rhyme with "hoof")
Anyone got any others? They really make me chuckle when I read the forum!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:56 pm
by snapdragon
5 Shoot
6. Twonk
7. for written - F.U.C.T (failed under continuous testing)
8. Barsket
My Mum, who never swore, was once heard to say 'buggasodswine' so it's remained in use as a single word
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:05 pm
by Annpan
9. Shengus
or for really serious situations
10. Shengus McGirk
11. Fish and Chips (you know, for the time when you have already begun the FFF)
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:02 pm
by Milims
12 Functions - said loud enough and with enough gusto sounds very dodgy!
13 Buggle it
14 Sugar honey iced tea (inital letters
That one came from my kids!)
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:14 pm
by Annpan
Milims just reminded me of
15. See you next Tuesday
16. Melon Farmer - used when they dub films to make them more family friendly
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:15 pm
by Ellendra
17. Mîbo orch - elven for "Go kiss an orc".
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:43 pm
by marshlander
18. Rowlocks ( as in row boats, where you put your oars! - why, what else did you think I meant
?)
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:19 pm
by ocailleagh
19: Twango!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:35 pm
by Annpan
20. Bummox
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:00 am
by getting there
"Fornication!!!" Heard young minister use this when he ripped a chunk of flesh from below the cuticle
My friend used to test her parents by saying "bucking fastard!"
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:05 am
by Ratty
23. Clucking Bell (tribute to BlackAdder there
)
24. Bobbins!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:56 am
by Russian Doll
when in midly anooyed with kids its stop it for flicks sake...get the kids very confused as they think disney films
when im very annoyed...flicking stupo groggy tick nits
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:21 am
by lsm1066
27 - Forward Unto Complete Knowledge (from an album by Thatcher on Acid entitled F*** EMI - coined by my mate Tom [sadly missed], the lead singer's dad)
28 - Floppy discs! (Thanks to The Young Ones)
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:35 am
by mrsflibble
30. fudge
31. flaps
32. ballcocks (as in the toilet flushing device)
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:37 am
by mybarnconversion
33. Fek
(That feels like one of my more informative posts
)