
Accepting the fact that if I were to be truly green, I'd give up shaving my facial fungus altogether, or espouse a Victorian cutthroat and strop, I've been contemplating the readily available alternatives, and have got hopelessly bogged down...........

Much as it pains me to confess to such heresy, but the best shave I've found to date is using "Wilkinson Sword Sensitive" chuckaway razors at a cost of around £2 for 5 - these will give me 4-5 shaves per razor, so I get 3-4 weeks shaves for £2 (and fill landfill with a lot of unnecessary plastic and metal)

Whilst poorly recently, along came a substitute - a cheapie battery-powered electric job (cost around £9.99) - using rechargeable NIMH batteries, which I can recharge renewably (small solar charger), on the face of it, this looks like it MAY be more eco-friendly.........but is it?
- in 5 to 6 months, I'll have "written off" the cost of the leccy razor, but then I have to add the cost of the rechargeable batteries and charger (and take into account the damage incurred by the earth for them and the charger to be made) - so that means probably 18 months for financial "break even" point - by that time, the razor blade/foils will probably need replacing, as may the batteries, so you've got to factor in the cost of disposing of the batteries..............

At which point, you disappear under the piano and sit there rocking back and forth twiddling a lock of hair................
