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1. Of course I was lying.
2. I don't give a crap about the environment really, I just want to get the green vote.
3. Actually perhaps America are wrong on this one
4. Stuff how much tax payers money it cost, we have to get this school/hospital sorted, I will use my own money if we have to.
5. Of course I cheated how else would I have been elected, TWICE.

6. The cease fire starts now.

7. Y'know, the other party's policy on this is better, lets go with theirs......

8.sorry about the mess ive left you in
9.its my round lads put your money away

1. Yes, I have spent vast sums of the taxpayers' money on a decadent lifestyle: champagne, visits to a Texas ranch, croquet sets, lavish homes, petrol guzzling cars - and I've enjoyed every minute!

2. Sorry!

3. I hereby tender my resignation.

4. I'm a corrupt little spiv with no education, just an enormous ego and could teach the Mafia a few tricks, in fact . . .

it's ok... donate my expenses to charity :)

well yes....i could have done it by video conference but then i wouldnt have been able to partake in the ridiculously expensive party paid for by you the taxpayer and that wouldn be fair would it....plus the caviar over here is to die for and im best frinds with george id do anything for that brave honourable man :sign10:

1) Yes, I do know Miss Whiplash and my wife knows all about her.

2) Yes, Mr Humphries, how right you are!

3) Yes, Mr Paxman, how right you are!

4) Maybe Bin-Laden has a point.