
hmmph!
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- Barbara Good
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hmmph!
This week, I have eaten a lot of cake and chocolate and biscuits mainly because it's bo flippin cold. This morning I got up and looked the the mirror and thought I'd put on a bit of weight and decided to eat a bit more sensibly for a couple of weeks before xmas. Imagine my horror then to hear on the school grape vine that Year 9 think I am pregnant!!! Not only am I not pregnant, I didn't think I looked that much different. I was so traumatised I have macaroni cheese and chocolate cracknall from the canteen to cheer myself up 

- spider8
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Re: hmmph!
Don't you worry Shirleymouse. I've been big and barrel-shaped (not just a few pounds heavier like you are at present) all of my adult life and practically every time I'd leave the house some clever sod would ask 'when's it due?'...........daft thing is we couldn't have children! You can imagine I was never amused
Sounds like you've been a victim of the rumour monster, just ignore it and eat what you like this Christmas and begin afresh in the New Year.........along with half of the UK!

Life's a bitch and then you diet.
Re: hmmph!
Eat what u want, lifes too short!!! Spoken by a true size 10 I'm afraid!! As for the kids thinkin ur prego, I don't think it matters w hat size u r, at my sons school they all wreckened I was pregnant last week all because I wore about 3 layers cause it was so dam cold!! X