Let's have some fun

[homegrown]

My friends and I use to do this in the early days of email, some one would start a story and each person would pick it up and add their own bit, it made for some great laughs.

Once upon a Christmas there lived a family named Ish, they lived in a River Cottage with a horned cow, two pigs, twelve chickens, seven cats and a grumpy goat. there was Mr Ish, Mrs Ish and their two sons Rugged and Handsome, and their two daughters Handi and lasi.

One morning Handi - Ish got up before all the others AND...

[Milims]

went downsatirs to the kitchen. She put the kettle on the stove and lpooked out of the window. There in the garden was a huge..........

[Millymollymandy]

put the kettle on yet, I'm gasping" she yelled.

"Ohmigod what is that ginormous parsnip doing out there? Ohmigod I think it is moving, it's got legs! It's coming towards us! Quick, pass me the.........

[Milims]

video camera - we gotta get his on You've been Framed - we could do with a couple of hundred quid 'cos we're skint after buying that great big.........

[spitfire]

.......windturbine!!! just then "Rugged" their brother, came into the kitchen, fastening his overall straps on his shoulders with one hand, with his other hand he was..............

[Milims]

ooohhh - post clash!
Oh no there isn't!
Oh yes there is!
It was behind you!
Ok back to the script!.......

[spitfire]

who in the name of all that is ISH are you??? rugged said as he stared at the porson in the kitchen who looked just like him.!!! everyone turned to look and lo and behold there were TWO Rugged's what the ISH was going on??? just as things were about to get even stranger Ruggrd heard his mother calling his name, Rugged, Rugged, wake up you lazy bugger!!! he awoke to find his mother standing over his bed and he realized that he was dreaming.; get up right this minute you lazy bugger, your father needs you to............

[DeneciePie]

Save your sisters from the giant parsnip, or failing that, at least save the video camera . Rugged ran out to whack the parsnip with the shovel and was taken unawares by...

[Milims]

the overall straps. "Oi" shouted Handsom "why do you always get to do the heroic stuff and leave me behind with the girls? I want a go"
"oh no you don't" growled Rugged
"oh yes I do" yelled Handsom
and they began and almighty scuffle on the doorstep.
"It's behind you!" shouted Mrs Ish
They boys stopped fighting and looked up and saw the giant parsnip approaching them, it's rooty arms out stretched..........

[homegrown]

And its ddirt fill mouth opened wide and it burst into song,

'this thriller, Thriller"

"Oh no cried mrs Ish lookout boys its a michael jackson-ish giant walking Parsnip. don't let it get you" Suddenly Handi burst through the barn door with a Xena war cry in her hanf=d she held a .....

[Milims]

........vegetable peeler and a large pan.
"Yippee" she cried "looks like we can have parsnip soup as a starter for our Christmas feast. Luckilly I looked the recipe up on the Fee Fairys Daily Soup site"
So they grabbed the giant parsnip, gaged it (well there's only so long you can stand Michael Jacksons music for) and........

[spitfire]

while everyone else was preparing the giant "michael Jackson impersonation Parsnip" Handi-ish grabbed the video camera and recorded the events for an entry on "Celeb food network" if their entry won they would get to..........

[Milims]

......appear on TV with Huge Furry Whipping Tool in his new River Cottage Christmas programme "ChrISHmas gone ISHing". Just then the phone rang........

[spitfire]

Dr. Who, he wanted to warn the ISH people of earth that a spaceship from another planet had crashed and it was filled with a load of chemical fertilizer that would make any vegetable that it was in contact with grow very large and take on human like qualities, or at the very least, michael jackson like qualities, the only way to neutralize the chemicals were to use.......................

[Green Aura]

Levellers CDs, which are the only known antidote to Michael Jackson. However he warned that it was vital that any affected crops be eaten immediately before M*nsant* could get their tentacles on them....