Selfsufficientish.com

Just another example of how the interweb has dumbed down life as we knew it,and threatens the very foundations of our age - old civilization. (Hopeless Bigot of Hope Bagot).

Yes indeed, I was hanging out the washing today and walked straight into the line and it became entangled around my neck, I was in the processes of eating an orange unpeeled, and my trousers had slipped down around my ankles, when a passing dog walker came upon me, then he helped me.
(Gorroted of Gunnislake)

I was driving my Vauxhall Vectra at no more than 20mph above the 30mph limit when the car in front braked sharply (possibly because the lights were red?) and an attractive young blonde lady jumped out and approached me saying 'Would you like to ram me up the a**e?' I did try and explain to the presiding magistrates that was the point at which the matter became confused, but to no avail.

Confused HMP Reading

Lol! How embarrasing for you!

Happily my user name and piccie appear to pass all requirements thus far mentioned. Perhaps I should be banned simply because I am a complete arse with the social skills of a rutting donkey and the intellectual capacity of a compost heap.

Nice to see that not too much has changed while I've been away.