I am currently reading Mecredi ou jamias - a french book aimed at 10 year olds, in an attempt to improve my french - it's taking me ages but I'm enjoying it. Previous one I finished ('cos I have about 3 others on the go at any one time

Where were you when you last laughed?
At a friends today
Why? (ie what made you laugh)
Because OH and friend were pulling overgrown scrubby trees out with a tractor and OH was failing miserably to get the rope successfully knotted round the trees. "So you see, Ian - that is how you DON'T tie the knot" .....
When did you last clean your bathroom floor?
I hoovered it on Saturday ...... cos it was filthy and MMM was visiting

Who was your first crush on?
Mark somebody - he was doing some work on my parents house and I thought he was absolutely gorgeous