The proprietress is the rather fabulous Lady Bamford, 60, wife of Sir Anthony. (Bamford is what the "B" in JCB stands for.) As well as being absolutely caked in the stuff, the Bamfords are very well connected.
Connected to what?... Obviously not the earth...
Ooookaaaay.....One can often tell how affluent people are by how skinny they are. And there are certainly no blobbies in Daylesford.
Is that why both Fergie and Di developed eating disorders?WTF????? Who is this turkey? Will someone send this twizzle out to my farm... this SOB may need to interact with a little Aussie etiquette.I've never seen a woman here that I wouldn't quite liked to have had sex with, although with some of them it would be tempting to punch them at the same time.
Heaven help us....As I arrive, two latte-sipping yoga chicks exit in knee-length riding boots and thigh-clinging jodphurs, to board their Land Rover Discovery, happily chattering in fluent new-age doggerel. I pass a conspicuously gay man in a cravat, carrying what might be a cabbage, but could be a large, unusual flower, to his vintage car.
