Funny T'shirts
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Funny T'shirts
Have spent today putting transfers on t-shirts for the kids and found some of their sayings pretty funny.
Thought I would post some and folks might want to add their favourites too. Some of these had me flat out laughing...
1) When God made me he was just showing off!
2) You can Cheer, but you can't shake my pom poms!
3) I'm not Bossy - I just have better %$# IDEAS!
4) If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
5) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Thought I would post some and folks might want to add their favourites too. Some of these had me flat out laughing...
1) When God made me he was just showing off!
2) You can Cheer, but you can't shake my pom poms!
3) I'm not Bossy - I just have better %$# IDEAS!
4) If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
5) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz
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I saw one for a well endowed lady that said "Weapons of mass distraction!!"
Chris has one that says "Liquor - she'll love it!". One night when were out it caused one lady to look puzzled, then smile and then blush!! lol
His other fave is "Dance ability 9 1/2 out of 10. Species unknown!"
Chris has one that says "Liquor - she'll love it!". One night when were out it caused one lady to look puzzled, then smile and then blush!! lol
His other fave is "Dance ability 9 1/2 out of 10. Species unknown!"
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton
Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!
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Seen on a young girl - "yes I'm a b1tch, but I'm not your b1tch"
Seen while walking around Mt Druitt - "7 out of the 10 voices in my head said today was a good day to clean my guns"
and a bumper sticker (sort of like a message t-shirt for your car) -
"Boy + Ute = Man
Man + Ute = Great Warrior"
Nev
Seen while walking around Mt Druitt - "7 out of the 10 voices in my head said today was a good day to clean my guns"
and a bumper sticker (sort of like a message t-shirt for your car) -
"Boy + Ute = Man
Man + Ute = Great Warrior"
Nev
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I remember one from my childhood
Je parle Francais
Parlo Italiano
Ich spreche Deutsch
I tell fibs too
Not trendy nowadays - but I loved to wear it as a kid.
Je parle Francais
Parlo Italiano
Ich spreche Deutsch
I tell fibs too
Not trendy nowadays - but I loved to wear it as a kid.
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I thought about having one printed up that said, "instant tw@t, just add alcohol."
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I like it!Andy Hamilton wrote:I thought about having one printed up that said, "instant tw@t, just add alcohol."
Garden shed technology rules! - Muddypause
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My friend has one that says
"You're just jealous cos the voices are talking to me"
"You're just jealous cos the voices are talking to me"
"Its not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you" - Bruce Wayne
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Got my 9 year old one that says "I try to be good, but I get bored"
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Body of a god, shame it's buddha.
Laziness isn't an affliction, It's a time consuming hobby.
My idea involves camels and fireworks (more details upon request).
Irish I was drunk.
Laziness isn't an affliction, It's a time consuming hobby.
My idea involves camels and fireworks (more details upon request).
Irish I was drunk.
Tom
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My little business! Hewett Gardening Services