Grow your own veg!-Carol Klein
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Grow your own veg!-Carol Klein
Grow your own veg! Or at least I would if you told me how to.
I wait these programmes earnestly, as I do a good book. Like Monty Don, Carol has used Gardener's world to project herself into horticultural fame. I waited weeks for Monty Don's programme after reading the article printed about it months before. I wanted to see how the experienced grower tackled such a situation and to learn some real insights into the basics of growing food, rather than picking scraps from Gardener's world.
However, the result was meagre and pretty useless with regards to gardening. I mean sure the whole message and motive is great but was masked by the idea that you might learn something (about veg) yourself.
So with a title like 'grow your own veg!' (complete with it's own radical exclamation point) I expected some real tuition in seeing how food grows, because there is only so much one can gather from reading. I watched last fridays chapter entitled; roots.
Yes! The Holy Grail! Surely this episode would show me the stages in growing real carrots which don't bolt, and parsnips that germinate. Alas, it was another fudge. I learnt that you have to sow seeds industrially with grit and monstrous seed trays. Then somehow the seedlings magically appeared outside. But they were sown there in the first place...so what happened to the ones in the greenhouse? She explained how her crop had failed because of her magnolia, and 5 minutes (1/6) of the programme was devoted to her cursing her plants and complaining about how badly she had performed.
Needless to say, I was not impressed. There was an interlude of some swedish totti's quest to grow salad in containers at her flat. Firstly, salad is not a root. Secondly she got very wet and complained that her beans had been miserable. It ended with her tucking into a plate of dry leaves, muttering 'yumm....hmmm.' Delicious.
So back to Carol, who's other bed of roots has performed superbly. They are all perfect with no bugs and no disease-even without covering it would seem. I mean I really was beginning to decompose on the sofa. She then roasted one of her parnips, and boiled her perfect beetroot which 'looks like betroot really should' well what else is it going to look like? She eats them both with her husband using her hands. No chance of beetroot dripping all over her then. Oh well. It's also an october evening....I mean who goes out into the garden with a whole spongey, wet, boiled beetroot? Well they were 'hmmm, delicious. There's nothing better.' The husband chuckled. Well he does sleep with her.
Absolute nightmare. Didn't learn anything. Got depressed. Then jealous. I now want to go to Sweden.
I wait these programmes earnestly, as I do a good book. Like Monty Don, Carol has used Gardener's world to project herself into horticultural fame. I waited weeks for Monty Don's programme after reading the article printed about it months before. I wanted to see how the experienced grower tackled such a situation and to learn some real insights into the basics of growing food, rather than picking scraps from Gardener's world.
However, the result was meagre and pretty useless with regards to gardening. I mean sure the whole message and motive is great but was masked by the idea that you might learn something (about veg) yourself.
So with a title like 'grow your own veg!' (complete with it's own radical exclamation point) I expected some real tuition in seeing how food grows, because there is only so much one can gather from reading. I watched last fridays chapter entitled; roots.
Yes! The Holy Grail! Surely this episode would show me the stages in growing real carrots which don't bolt, and parsnips that germinate. Alas, it was another fudge. I learnt that you have to sow seeds industrially with grit and monstrous seed trays. Then somehow the seedlings magically appeared outside. But they were sown there in the first place...so what happened to the ones in the greenhouse? She explained how her crop had failed because of her magnolia, and 5 minutes (1/6) of the programme was devoted to her cursing her plants and complaining about how badly she had performed.
Needless to say, I was not impressed. There was an interlude of some swedish totti's quest to grow salad in containers at her flat. Firstly, salad is not a root. Secondly she got very wet and complained that her beans had been miserable. It ended with her tucking into a plate of dry leaves, muttering 'yumm....hmmm.' Delicious.
So back to Carol, who's other bed of roots has performed superbly. They are all perfect with no bugs and no disease-even without covering it would seem. I mean I really was beginning to decompose on the sofa. She then roasted one of her parnips, and boiled her perfect beetroot which 'looks like betroot really should' well what else is it going to look like? She eats them both with her husband using her hands. No chance of beetroot dripping all over her then. Oh well. It's also an october evening....I mean who goes out into the garden with a whole spongey, wet, boiled beetroot? Well they were 'hmmm, delicious. There's nothing better.' The husband chuckled. Well he does sleep with her.
Absolute nightmare. Didn't learn anything. Got depressed. Then jealous. I now want to go to Sweden.
Weeds make me mad.
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What a brilliant... and sadly spot on... review of this programme.
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Well I didn't think it was all bad. Anyone with varigated orange hair like that at her age should be regarded as a national treasure, I think.
But it did amuse me to see her struggling, hiden in the undergrowth, pulling up a huge parsnip, which she finally revealed to the camera - perfectly clean.
I think it must be aimed at absolute beginners, who only need to know when to plant the parsnips, how far apart and how deep. Too much information all at once, and you end up learning nothing. Three pieces of new information at a time; that's the rule, isn't it? That's all most peiople can deal with. And modern television presentations can't seem to address very much in any depth anyway - actual information is not a high priority. Low angle, scenic shots of amorphous greenery, that's the thing.
And it was all a bit mumsy, too.
But Sweden does seem to have some appeal.
But it did amuse me to see her struggling, hiden in the undergrowth, pulling up a huge parsnip, which she finally revealed to the camera - perfectly clean.
I think it must be aimed at absolute beginners, who only need to know when to plant the parsnips, how far apart and how deep. Too much information all at once, and you end up learning nothing. Three pieces of new information at a time; that's the rule, isn't it? That's all most peiople can deal with. And modern television presentations can't seem to address very much in any depth anyway - actual information is not a high priority. Low angle, scenic shots of amorphous greenery, that's the thing.
And it was all a bit mumsy, too.
But Sweden does seem to have some appeal.
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I'm a complete learner and even I was bored. There was no more information given than what you already get on the back of your seed packet. No real insight or even a practical guide to what all the stuff on the back of your seed packet really means.
Also I felt that you didn't get a reall good look at what she or any of the other growers were actually doing.
Also I felt that you didn't get a reall good look at what she or any of the other growers were actually doing.
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i find her enthusiasm wearing
all the wooping and giggling over parsnips....
all the wooping and giggling over parsnips....
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It's the perfect fitness freak wonderkids family that she was 'helping' that particularly annoyed me and the girlfriend. I think they got me peeved last week with their dog performing about 20 tricks in a row to get a biscuit, whilst my 2 sat in front of the fire farting. I reckon the groundforce team came in and shoved a load of stuff from Tescos into her veg plot just before filming.
Damn people doing everything better than me grumble grumle
Damn people doing everything better than me grumble grumle
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9ball - your post made me laugh out loud. My dog will just sit there farting too rather than performing tricks
I thought the first programme was great - the enthusiasm made me want to go out and plant something there and then... but the second one really grated on me. I think the fitness family mum wants to be the next Charlie Dimmock btw!!
I thought the first programme was great - the enthusiasm made me want to go out and plant something there and then... but the second one really grated on me. I think the fitness family mum wants to be the next Charlie Dimmock btw!!
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wish they'd reshow the "Victorian Kitchen Gardener" series that was shown some 20 years ago - that really was fascinating!
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that's it! - excellent it was - I remember them going into the details of hotbeds and things!
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My partner who is just getting into veg growing, and has recently taken on a job as a school gardener without knowing that much about veg growing was keen to watch this show as she thought it would be oriented at her level, however I watched it with her and apart from the highly attractive but ultimately disempowering (but probably to be expected) images of the 'perfect veg garden' I was horrified at some of the advice given, eg, 'Jerusalem artichokes are the perfect crop to follow potatoes', yeah sure if you want to grow nothing but Jerusalem artichokes in that bed ever again. J A's beong in a permanent bed rather than being included in a crop rotation scheme, as anyone who's actually grown them would be able to tell you...Fizzy Izzy wrote: She scared my boyfriend...! I found the programme vaguely interesting but not informative... Probably won't watch again!
Much better was The Alloment series made by ITV West and avaulable on DVD http://www.allotment.info/ which was far more realistic, showing allotmenteering 'warts and all', failures as well as successes... I'd highly recomend it, sorry if its come up before but I'm new here...