Avon question

[sda]

Someone has given me an Avon catalogue. It doesn't have the same prices as online. The website shows some discounts. Can I get the online price if I order from the catalogue (Avon Lady)?

[doofaloofa]

I don't know, but Servalan was HOT!

[Odsox]

You're right, and I still have the VHS tapes to prove it.
However, she wasn't Avon's Lady.

[MKG]

Someone has given me an Avon catalogue. It doesn't have the same prices as online. The website shows some discounts. Can I get the online price if I order from the catalogue (Avon Lady)?

Almost certainly not. The price is what you agree to pay based upon what you have been shown, so if you agree to purchase based upon catalogue prices then that's what you pay. If that wasn't the case, you could demand to pay prices in a London supermarket which are displayed in their Aberdeen branch.

[doofaloofa]

You're right, and I still have the VHS tapes to prove it.
However, she wasn't Avon's Lady.

High 5

[diggernotdreamer]

Oh so it was you two that watched Blakes 7 then, I wondered who watched it, cos it wasn't me.

[doofaloofa]

I'm fetching the mrs's hair curler to shoot you with

[diggernotdreamer]

Now I understand your dress code. You can come and shoot me, if you're brave enough to come of your comfort zone and into 'Bandit Country' we all have one leg shorter than the other up here and we're very hairy, so you might get mugged with yer fancy hair curler yoke

[Odsox]

Ooooh, that's fighting talk to a resident of the Rebel County.

[diggernotdreamer]

Come on then you two, and bring waders, we're not called the plug hole of Ireland for nothing you know. And you'd better flick through your Avon catalogue and get some Skin so Soft, you'll have the face chewed off you by midges without it

[doofaloofa]

Why does DnD wear make up and perfume..?

...because she is ugly and she smells

[doofaloofa]

Sorry DnD

I don't think you're ugly realy

[diggernotdreamer]

but you still think I smell?

[Odsox]

From Leitrim to Cork ?
I suppose that as the wind is in the north today he is downwind

[doofaloofa]

A gentleman never discusses such things