Its that time of year

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Its that time of year

Post: # 270064Post oldfella »

:drunken: Three men arrived at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter, who informed them that they would have show him something to show that they knew what day it was .
The first pulled out his lighter flicked it on and said,
Candle
The second pulled out his Car keys jingled them and said
Bells
The third pulled out a pair of ladies panties, waved them at St Peter and said
Carols.

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Couldn't sleep, so got up and just read this. wanted to laugh out loud, but it'sa bit early! Thanks! pbf.
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Post: # 270073Post oldjerry »

We got one of those Jehovah's Witness' Advent calenders this year.......

Every time you open one of the little doors,someone tells you to S-d Off !!
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Post: # 270079Post MKG »

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who dedicated himself to Santa?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post: # 270081Post diggernotdreamer »

cheered up my day thanks lads
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:lol: :lol:
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Post: # 270117Post MuddyWitch »

Love them

Mike, I pinched yours to send to my dyslexic Goth daughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 270125Post Keaniebean »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thank you
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Post: # 270365Post Wombat »

Good one guys!
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