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Price fixing cartel

Post: # 238874Post Thomzo »

I was accused of running a price fixing cartel today :oops: . A colleague has just got some hens. She brought a box of eggs into the office to sell. I only asked her how much she was charging and agreed to charge the same :dontknow: That's what you get for working with a bunch of accountants :roll:

I'm now hiding behind the curtains waiting for the monopolies and mergers commission to come knocking.

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Post: # 238876Post baldybloke »

You might be walking on eggshells for some time yet. They might be eggspecting a cut of the proceeds.

Anyway is there a collective noun for a bunch of accountants?
Has anyone seen the plot, I seem to have lost mine?

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baldybloke wrote:You might be walking on eggshells for some time yet. They might be eggspecting a cut of the proceeds.
:lol: I eggspect I'll be brought to account at some point.
baldybloke wrote: Anyway is there a collective noun for a bunch of accountants?
The honest answer is a boredom
The boring answer is a ledger

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Post: # 238881Post snapdragon »

I always thought it was a 'manipulation' of accountants :study:

so you'll be 'the next big thing' in the papers ? :wink:
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Post: # 238891Post Green Aura »

Zoe, it must be the season for it!

A "friend" of my gals asked if we would display a few bits of jewellery she's been experimenting with to see if they would sell. She assured me they were totally different from N's, more sculptural blah blah. In the event they were remarkably similar in style, but made of mass-produced coloured wooden beads instead of the polymer clay beads N hand makes. But they were half the price! - literally. I asked her to match N's prices, explaining N has to make a living out of hers and a level playing field would be fair. She agreed but after I'd gone told N she wasn't going to be told what to do with her F'ing jewellery and took them away.

The next day she saw N and told her she'd been telling her boss all about me, omitting that she was now selling them from his bookshop (2 doors away!). When I discovered this I sent him an email explaining my actions (probably stupid but I was a bit cross) and received a pompous reply suggesting price fixing and dropping heavy hints that as he'd reported other book-sellers to the OFT he wouldn't hesitate to do it again.

I headed straight for the reply button then had better thoughts. He runs a secondhand book area in his shop and I had a load of books ready to go to the charity shop. You can probably see where this is going :lol: :lol:

The best part though is when I put a sign outside the shop announcing the 50p charity bookstall (his minimum price is £1) complete with a car sticker, which I couldn't read because it had a thick cover over it until I peeled it off and it says "back Maggie's" :lol: :lol: :lol:

What has truly amazed me is the amount of support I've had from the rest of the village! The books have been coming in thick and fast! I'm guessing he's got on the wrong side of all of them at one time or another (I certainly don't believe they're all ardent fundraisers for Maggie's Cancer Care Centres! Oh, and they're selling really well too -so I hope the commission he's making on £2.50 pairs of earrings is making up for his lack of book sales.

Am I a bad person? :dontknow: :lol:
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Green Aura wrote:--//-- I hope the commission he's making on £2.50 pairs of earrings is making up for his lack of book sales.

Am I a bad person? :dontknow: :lol:
:cheers: certainly not - you are wishing him well in his endeavours to be a jewellry shop after all :wink:
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Green Aura, you are an evil genius! :salute: Remind me never to cross you.... :iconbiggrin:

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Post: # 238901Post MKG »

The OFT? For deciding what prices you want to charge in your own shop?

The man is a plank.

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MKG wrote:The man is a plank.
Plank wasn't the initial word I used but it will suffice :lol:
kit-e-kate wrote:Remind me never to cross you.... :iconbiggrin:
I'm a very passive person under normal situations but I considered this a cruel and unusual occurrence :lol:
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Green Aura wrote:
Am I a bad person? :dontknow: :lol:
For raising money for charity - how could anybody possibly think that :lol:

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Good to see you've not been arrested Zoe :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm on the run. The important thing is to keep moving. Yesterday I was in Cheltenham, today I'm in Swindon, tomorrow I'm going to be near Pewsey.

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Last week I was in Upton on Severn and Tewkesbury, Today I was in Calne and tomorrow I will be in Honeystreet. Somehow I will have to find time in the week to get the garden and household chores done.
Has anyone seen the plot, I seem to have lost mine?

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baldybloke wrote: Somehow I will have to find time in the week to get the garden and household chores done.
If you do find out how, can you let me know please?

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House guests arriving Friday so I need to invoke the powers of desperation dusting. The nearer it gets to the ETA, the less excuses I can find. It is a tried and tested approach. It also works for Christmas shopping. My record is 40 minutes to get 8 presents, last thing on Christmas Eve. Everyone was really happy with what I got them as well. The desperation approach has a great way of focusing the mind.
Has anyone seen the plot, I seem to have lost mine?

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