Finally ...

[MKG]

... I'm officially 60. Now I can really turn into a miserable, complaining old git

On a more serious note (a rarity for me) my birthday wish is that everyone on this site (and a few more besides) becomes as happy and contented as I am right now. May your lettuces flourish and your cucumbers be very long.

Mike

[Rosendula]

Happy birthday, Mike. Have a wonderful day and a wonderful year.
I didn't realise you had to be 60 to be a miserable complaining old git. I've already been that for years and I'm only 40!

[Green Aura]

Happy birthday honey.

Do you get a free bus pass so you can go out and moan to all the other miserable old sods?

[MKG]

Thank'ee kind ladies. But I forgot the warning. My Mum's coming to see me at 2.00 p.m. (that probably means 2.30 p.m. Hell - it may mean tomorrow). So here's the warning ...

Mothers are as much a pain in the arse when you're 60 as they are when you're 20. More so, in fact - she still moves the hair from my eyes even though I don't have that much any longer. For those of you who are lumbered with the buggers, my advice is to compost them. There - my first official old git rant.

Mike

EDIT: No, GA, the bus pass takes another 5-year apprenticeship. I thought you'd know that

[Millymollymandy]

Happy birthday Mike and have a lovely day, despite mummy's visit. Well she may have brought you a birthday cake with candles on so be a good boy and save up your puff to blow them all out.

By the way you are dead now with that edit.

[Green Aura]

Too right, I've just booked my train ticket to Nottingham!

[MKG]

Happy birthday Mike and have a lovely day, despite mummy's visit. Well she may have brought you a birthday cake with candles on so be a good boy and save up your puff to blow them all out.

By the way you are dead now with that edit.

I know - but someone has to stir the old girl up

(Oh dear - now I've really gone and done it).

Mike

[Penny Lane]

Happy birthday Mike! Sounds like you have a wonderful afternoon to look forward to ;)

Enjoy it!

[becks77]

HB Mike hope its going well

[gregorach]

... I'm officially 60. Now I can really turn into a miserable, complaining old git

Will we notice the difference?

[niknik]

NOT SURE ABOUT OTHER DAYS...........

BUT TODAY BEING YOUR DAY AND YOU BEING FOR THE DAY, YOU CAN BE AS MISERABLE AS YOU LIKE
HAVE A GOOD ONE

[spider8]

It'll take more than a long cucumber to make my life better but thanks anyway and HAPPY BiRTHDAY Mike

[MKG]

You'd be surprised - a long cucumber can make a whole lot of difference in your life. A WHOLE lot.

And I was right - Mama is late!!!!!

Mike

[pelmetman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE - Hope you are enjoying your day.

Sue

[red]

happy birthday Mike