"Lack of Lynx effect" - man sues Unilever.

[MuddyWitch]

Our rescued Greyhound bitch LOVES lynx. We just assume that, as she's obviously been beaten more than once, the lynx-wearer must have come to her rescue.

My youngest has a friend (aged 17 at the time) who bathed in gallons (should that be litres?) of the wretched stuff. So C told him of a leggy blonde, with huge brown eyes, that went wild for the smell, and would probably lick more intimate parts of his anatomy if he spayed it there!So he turned up here, dressed in his coolest outfit, absolutly reaking of the stuff. Dana dutifully wagged her tail madly & sniffed his crotch very appriciatively! He saw the funny side but we still rib him about it.

MW

[Sally Jane]

Give me a man who smells of carbolic soap, and I go weak at the knees...
Does anyone remember the Dad's Army episode where Fraser adimts to wearing 'a wee drop of embalming fluid behind the ears'? !

[Milims]

Our rescued Greyhound bitch LOVES lynx. We just assume that, as she's obviously been beaten more than once, the lynx-wearer must have come to her rescue.

My youngest has a friend (aged 17 at the time) who bathed in gallons (should that be litres?) of the wretched stuff. So C told him of a leggy blonde, with huge brown eyes, that went wild for the smell, and would probably lick more intimate parts of his anatomy if he spayed it there!So he turned up here, dressed in his coolest outfit, absolutly reaking of the stuff. Dana dutifully wagged her tail madly & sniffed his crotch very appriciatively! He saw the funny side but we still rib him about it.

MW

Ooh that really made me laugh! Muddy you are a wicked woman!

[MuddyWitch]

Glad to be of service!

MW

[jim]

Dear Sally Jane,

Yes, it's the one where Sgt. Wilson was wearing eau d cologne and Capt Mainwaring accused him of being a "degenerate". (Old eumphemism for being gay.) But the embalming fluid was the best bit.

Love and Peace
Jim