What a night (ops I can't believe I did thatish)

[Mr and Mrs luvpie]

Last night I was at a festival, I think it was either the wonderstuff or the levellers playing an absolutely cracking set, but the urge to use the chemical toilets was just too much, so having got across the muddy field and waited for what seemed like years in the que I finally got to sit down, and boy the relief was amazing.
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It was at that point I realised that I wasn't a saturday night, I wasn't at a festival, it was in fact 5am and I was in bed next to my husband Who I had to wake up to strip the bed

I mean for ****'s sake I may be pregnant and have the worlds smallest bladder, and I was knackered last night because of the previous night staying up painting, but I'm 35 and wet the bed

Luckily mr luvpie saw the funny side of it, as have I this morning after the washing machine finished!!!

Sx

[Annpan]

Oh dear...

I have had those dreams too, but never acted on them I always manage to wake up in time.

Glad you are seeing the funny side of it

[thesunflowergal]

Ooooh Mrs L, you poor old thing!!

How far along are you?

[prison break fan]

Wonderful!!! I have had those dreams, but always made it to the loo in time, but then I'm not pregnant!! pbf.

[Milims]

I once did that whilst sharing a bed with my sister - and I wee'd right up her back! But I was only 6. I also threw up in the hood of her coat

[Silver Ether]

I once did that whilst sharing a bed with my sister - and I wee'd right up her back! But I was only 6. I also threw up in the hood of her coat

Did you two get on well ...

Was the festival good before you realised what was happening...

[Mr and Mrs luvpie]

Was the festival good before you realised what was happening...

It was bloody fantastic! was hot, although muddy and lovely cold cider, despite being pregnant, so I should have realised sooner that it was a dream!!!

[eccentric_emma]

Ohh thats hilarious. Glad you can see the funny side!

Had a friend who was very drunk one night and was asleep in bed with his girlfriend, got up went to the toilet, couldnt understand why she kept asking him what he was doing and begging him to stop. He then went downstairs to the bathroom and washed his hands....it was then the penny should have dropped but he came back up and got into bed. Then his poor girlfriend had to clean up where he had weed all over his boxes of stuff (he was about to move house).

I think things like this happen to more people than you realise!

[Mr and Mrs luvpie]

Our bed just seems to be having abit of a rough time lately, as a couple of weeks back our 7yr old slept walked into our room, lifted my top pillow and wee'd all over my bottom pillow.

Ironic seeing as though when he goes to the bathroom throughout the day he never remembers to lift the seat

[boboff]

Ewwwww, Luvpie weed the bed, bed wetter baby.............

That was funny, glad you shared!

[Millymollymandy]

I think things like this happen to more people than you realise!

Hands up who's done a wet fart?

[Annpan]

Oh it was a long time ago MMM, I was getting ready for school..... mind you can you imagine the hell I would have gone through if it happened an hour later

[jim]

Dear Mrs Luvpie,

I have heard that the Levellers can cause some people to wet their pants; yours seems to be a new twist on it. Be consolled that at least it was a good band, playing a blinding set .... shame you couldn't record any of it ........

Love and Peace
Jim

[pumpy]

I once p****d in the wardrobe in my sleep.......... got one hell of a rollicking off my wife who woke up & caught me in the act!! Oops.

[oldfella]

I think things like this happen to more people than you realise!

Hands up who's done a wet fart?