A Funny

[Annpan]

Just got this in an email - it made me laugh, I though I'd pass it on.


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us,
also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high

[JulieSherris]

[Rosendula]

[Carolinamandolina]

Ha ha ha, this is particularly funny for me cos my girlfriend is a lawyer and I know she'd be really offended by it !

[the.fee.fairy]

Oooh, i got one today too:

Chocolate Calories


A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore...

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric
intake of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so
without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

And that is the gospel truth. Would I lie to you?

[invisiblepiper]

Love lawyer jokes!
Hope the chocolate one is true .....................

[Big Al]

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

----------------------------------------- Allegedly........... of course.......

[JulieSherris]

Haha... Andy likes it that engineer/programmers have expensive brains.... he's an engineer that programmes robots for a living, so he now thinks his brains are worth something.....

[Big Al]

Haha... Andy likes it that engineer/programmers have expensive brains.... he's an engineer that programmes robots for a living, so he now thinks his brains are worth something.....

see men sticking together....

[pumpy]

Q; what do you say to a law student who has just graduated?

A; "Big-mac and chips please".

[MuddyWitch]

Fee,

I've printed off your chocholate one & pinned it to the fridge! Hope you don't mind.

MW

[the.fee.fairy]

Not at all - all fridges should have uplifting messages on them!

[invisiblepiper]

Q; what do you say to a law student who has just graduated?

A; "Big-mac and chips please".

But perhaps a bit too close to the truth!
Loved the engineer one Al - OH also gutting himself!