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The worst joke so far?

Post: # 1382Post Andy Hamilton »

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

What do you call him when he takes the spade out of his head?

Doug less
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Post: # 1383Post judyofthewoods »

Oh God! That is soo awful, where have you Doug that up?
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Post: # 1385Post Andy Hamilton »

:wink: ah, very good Judy.

Made me think do you know any jokes with your name in? The only one I know is

Knock, Knock.
Who's there
Andrew
Andrew Who
Ann Drew all over the walls and is now in big trouble.

In fact I think I know far too many truly bad jokes.
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Post: # 1392Post Wombat »

Ow ow ow! :pale:
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Post: # 1492Post Dave »

How about this one Nev - Q - What do you use a Wombat for?

A- Playing Wom

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Post: # 1503Post Wombat »

Yeah, I've heard it and think it is a good one :lol:
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