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Post: # 250166Post Big Al
Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:09 pm

Why does Santa need 3 gardens??
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So he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe...



I'll get my coat..
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Post: # 250179Post pumpy
Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:33 pm

Santa looked out the window & said to Mrs. Clause "it looks like rain dear". :santa:
it's either one or the other, or neither of the two.

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Post: # 250249Post battybird
Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:35 pm

What is St Nicholas' favourite pizza?
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Deepan crisp and even :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The vertical dots were difficult :oops:

I wont bother with a coat...hyperthermia seems like a good punishment!
The cockerel makes the noise, the hen produces the goods!! anon

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Post: # 250258Post demi
Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:33 pm

battybird wrote:What is St Nicholas' favourite pizza?
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Deepan crisp and even :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The vertical dots were difficult :oops:

I wont bother with a coat...hyperthermia seems like a good punishment!


i dont get that one ?
am i being really blonde?
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Post: # 250259Post Pumpkin&Piglet
Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:15 pm

We don't get it either

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Post: # 250261Post Big Al
Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:26 pm

St Nic is also known as santa. But the deep and crip and even is from the carol oh come all ye faithfull [ i think] We get deep pan pizzas over here which is a 3cm thick crust usually filled with cheese where as the normal pizzas available are thin bases.

hope that's right, now i'm hungry...
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Post: # 250270Post boboff
Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:40 am

Why was the Snowman Childless?


















He had snowballs.
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Post: # 250294Post clanpowell
Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:57 pm

Q. Why does Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker is getting for christmas?
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(To be said with best James Earl Jones voice) A. He felt his presents!

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Post: # 250296Post Marmalady
Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:06 pm

The pizza joke should refer to Good King Wenceslas, not St Nic

G K W looked out
on the feast of Stephen
the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even

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Post: # 250310Post battybird
Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:02 pm

sorry about that..tired and should NEVER try to even write jokes, always get them wrong! :(
The cockerel makes the noise, the hen produces the goods!! anon

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Post: # 250313Post Pumpkin&Piglet
Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:40 am

clanpowell wrote:Q. Why does Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker is getting for christmas?
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(To be said with best James Earl Jones voice) A. He felt his presents!
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant

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Post: # 250324Post demi
Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:51 pm

Marmalady wrote:The pizza joke should refer to Good King Wenceslas, not St Nic

G K W looked out
on the feast of Stephen
the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even

aaahhh, now i get it!
Tim Minchin - The Good Book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0

'If you just close your eyes and block your ears, to the acumulated knowlage of the last 2000 years,
then morally guess what your off the hook, and thank Christ you only have to read one book'

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Post: # 250636Post Millymollymandy
Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:24 am

battybird wrote:sorry about that..tired and should NEVER try to even write jokes, always get them wrong! :(
I got it immediately and thought it was a good one (by far the best on this thread!). :lol:

However I can't help but sing about brussel sprouts for the GKW song.

"G K W looked out
on the feast of Stephen
someone threw a brussel sprout
and knocked his crown uneven"
:king: :king: :king:
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Post: # 250690Post battybird
Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:35 pm

MMM, must be on the same (tired) wavelength!
Had a great conversation with my neice (8yrs) on Christmas eve...she was trying to tell us that she had seen vine grown sprouts hanging up over the bar in a pub she had visited with her parents. Eventually we realised she had seen ...hops!! :lol:
The cockerel makes the noise, the hen produces the goods!! anon

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