101 non-swear words

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34. Go forth and multiply. (As in, **** off :angel1: )
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:lol: I am glad I started this!

35. Paradis

This is an infrequent one, but one that one still mustn't say in polite company... but at least she hasn't married him yet! (has she?) :?
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Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten"
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35: Deckchair (sounds very satisfying when yelled in the same manner that certain four letter words would usually be yelled in)
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36. Sloblock
37. Oh GUFF!
38. Bajinks
I took my dog to play frisbee. She was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

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Bat's dos
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40. Warlocks !!! (Bad words sound better when written with exclamation marks)

41. !!!!
Money talks - but it dont sing and dance and it cant walk.
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42. My favourite one for years has been "Stuff" (as in "oh STUFF it!").
43. Flemmin neck (say it quickly)

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44. Nincompoop
45. Puskie (for a bottom burp)
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46. Gruntfuttocks
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47: Chucklebrother!
As in 'You good-for-nothing chucklebrother!'. I think it came from a song by...Anastacia or someone...the one with the sunglasses...it sounded kinda non-sweary to me anyway!
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ocailleagh wrote:47: Chucklebrother!
As in 'You good-for-nothing chucklebrother!'. I think it came from a song by...Anastacia or someone...the one with the sunglasses...it sounded kinda non-sweary to me anyway!
I'm so glad it's not just me! I honestly thought that's what she was singing - much to Chris's amusement!
Hmm - I fell another thread coming on!
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And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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We're not the only ones, I just googled it!
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I am LOVING 'gruntfuttocks'! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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48. See you next Tuesday (as in the initials, C U next...)

49. I remember hearing someone utter a really quite expressive profanity, which when translated comes out as "Winking flipping stunt"
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50. frack, fracking, fracker... curtesy of the newer version of battlestar galactica.
51. shazbot. man I loved mork and mindy.
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
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