101 things you would not like to receive for Xmas!

[Millymollymandy]

Cloud - you will have to explain what musical clothing is!

[gdb]

WOW!

Musical clothing?!

Sounds more like a must have to me....

[Millymollymandy]

Oh gawd , there really are times I am happy living in my cave!

[JulieSherris]

<groan> Musical socks!!
Like the ones that the granddaughter bought for Andy the year before last... then I washed them & they sounded like the battery was going... and Leah thought it was the funniest thing one particular day to just keep pressing that button......

And into the bin they went!!

[Milims]

43 anything at all other than a bar of chocolate [not too big]

Is there such a thing as a bar of chocolate that's too big?

Musical clothing - my daughter had a pair of musical socks that went into the washer once too often - we often heard mysterious wailing sounds coming from the laundry basket!

My mother keeps trying ro "reward" me with Lancome products
49 No Lancome products - or anything else that contains chemical carp thank you
50 One of those jewelry holders that looks like a torso in a frock

[Green Aura]

Are you sure it's not just the lurid socks they're attached to that the moles don't like?

[JulieSherris]

And how would we prove it over here.... we don't have moles in Ireland!!

[gdb]

"I think he means ties, socks or hats that have an inbuilt music chip (like you get on some naff birthday cards) that you touch a button which then plays happy christmas or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer - oh yes they do exist believe me "


thats a shame.

i had an image of a suit playing beethoven or wellies which banged out a bit of techno as you dug....

[Green Aura]

wellies which banged out a bit of techno as you dug

I think you may have spotted a hole in the market there gdb - remember us when you're rich and famous

[Splottlings]

51 Any pointless phone gadgets, it's a brick that rings and that's all I need!
52 Tacky gifts for the garden, as a gardener I really do have what I want already.
53 Cat toys, how to you explain that the expensive toy that someone has bought them is being ignored for a rolled up bit of paper?!

Tis the season

[crowsashes]

54: pyjamas or slippers, i have enough and always end up giving the new ones away as i like my trousers 3/4 length!

55: any kind of smelly product unless its organic

56: cheap chocolate ( i like mine to actually taste like chocolate and be at least 70% cocoa fussy i know)

57: naff xmas-y themed items, they'll either go to the charity shop or wont see the light of day till next year.

58: if it gathers dust i dont want it, if its useless i dont want it, if i already have it whats the point?

grateful arnt i

[mamos]

Ten lords a-leaping

mamos

[Minnesota]

46. champagne that isn't

Hey, there is three different #46's
some of you had difficulty with numbers

thank you "indy" for the tackful why to put my thoughts.

59. Beer that isn't
60. Wine that isn't
61. Gun that isn't